misterpeachy, the one and only
der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"

"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"

troyesivan:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

pat ja es pazaudēju dvēseli pirms pāris gadiem, sirds tad tomēr man ir. un tā sāp, ja duncis mugurā iedurts pārāk dziļi.

rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

the best care-package I’ve ever been given. I have something to eat! JEJ. :D :D 

the best care-package I’ve ever been given. I have something to eat! JEJ. :D :D 

radicalrascality:

ambr0secadwell:

thegardenofecru:

iamthebatfan:

carlboygenius:

Slang: Victorian English

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/surprising-victorian-slang-terms

Crinkum-crankum.

TALLYWAGS

I get the feeling the Victorians would have been fans of “frickle-frackle”

I was gonna make a Thot joke but im ready for that word to be dead and gone, dead and gone.  

Trying to cut in the mud

whatshouldultimatecallme:

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(Submission: Shellie)

Velns lai parauj visas sīkās bēdas. Mums vēl pieder viena nakts!

tyleroakley:

bluejustice:

I want a friendship like this.

BROtp.

tyleroakley:

bluejustice:

I want a friendship like this.

BROtp.

i’m exhausted from translating Finnish to Latvian but I can’t stop listening to Dang Me. my new favourite song. JEJ.

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

so cute.

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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the-internet-is-my-bitch:

fractal-eclipse:

And now you know

who the fuck wears glasses like that