That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
saying the word elemelons aloud was the funnest thing ive ever done
Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane. Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.
pat ja es pazaudēju dvēseli pirms pāris gadiem, sirds tad tomēr man ir. un tā sāp, ja duncis mugurā iedurts pārāk dziļi.
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
Slang: Victorian English
I get the feeling the Victorians would have been fans of “frickle-frackle”
I was gonna make a Thot joke but im ready for that word to be dead and gone, dead and gone.
i’m exhausted from translating Finnish to Latvian but I can’t stop listening to Dang Me. my new favourite song. JEJ.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE